hi please don’t tell me I look cute because I will stomp on your face with my new boots k thx bai

aclockworksaint asked:

Out of your friends, who would be each community character and why?

brah i’m so sorry i took forever to do this!!!

Season 1 Britta: Tina. Hands down Tina. 

Other seasons Britta: *cough cough cough cough cough* 

Shirley: Nika has that motherly aspect. I don’t think that I know anyone with that underlying “my religion/belief is better than yours even though I recognize you have a different one.” Actually that might be Nika too, not in terms of religion, but other stuff. Dale also comes to mind…because of his inner Yvette Nicole Brown…..he is basically Shirley every time she pulls a Helen. 

Pierce: I hope to god I don’t have a Pierce in my life…

Troy & Abed: Me n Meenawks? 

Troy: I’m not sure why, but I think Morgan is closest to Troy in that she finds wonder in small things and likes butts. 

Abed: If we’re talking about the stubborn, “yeah I know the facts, but I prefer to believe xyz” then Alana. If we’re talking film stuff, then Victor Victor Victor!!!! I feel like there’s a lot of Griffin in here too. 

Jeff: I kinda identify with Winger’s emotional unavailability and calling out flaws and stuff….although I do it in my head….

Annie: ELIZABETH?!?! DISNEY PRINCESS?!? SO CUTIE PATOOTIE CUTE?! As for the other aspects of Annie….Elizabeth has a lot of her qualities like being a nice person to talk to and very caring. 

Added Bonus: you’re Magnitutde, because when you walk in the room people are like “yasssssssssssssss” because you are an excellent addition to any and all scenarios possible. Basically, when things are kind of meh, add in a Rookie/Magnitude and it’s a party now!

#community #ksnicket #thegreatfae #female-nomad #aclockworksaint

I don’t know what asshole invented the idea that teenage girls are the cause for all evil, but I really hope that person never has to raise one. I don’t want him to see her dissolve in his fingers as society tells her to eat less, be thinner, be the damsel in distress, be something for a man to fix, be different but not too different, be special but never ever a special snowflake - I don’t want him to watch as she realizes that no matter what she loves, she’ll be made fun of for it. She can simply like her coffee from Starbucks and suddenly she’s vapid and thinks herself poetic. She’ll want to play video games but be called a fake nerd, particularly if she poses in any remotely flirtatious way because for some reason despite the entire community playing games with poorly dressed women they still hate it when a real girl wears less clothing, she will be seen as trespassing in a specifically male space - but when she falls in love with a female-based television show for children, she’ll watch as men step on themselves to sexualize it. If she wants old-fashion romance she’s seen as being naive but at the same time is told to keep herself ‘pure’ for some dude that might not hurt her. If she admits to being anything, she makes herself a target. She will be told her worth is based on how much a man values her. She might love to cook but she’ll hate being asked to stay in the kitchen, she might love to read but get told she’s too introverted by half the population and ‘not that special’ by the other. If she loves to go out and party, she’s ‘just another college co-ed,’ if she loves to spend her friday nights watching anime, she’s a shut-in. God forbid she be proud of something: the words “I’m different from other girls” are a death sentence because we live in a society that doesn’t want to see women like that, a society that doesn’t like the idea maybe we all are actually different and not carbon copies of each other, maybe we all would like to feel unique and loved and worth knowing - maybe the real problem is that she will be raised to believe being a girl means silicone and photoshop and dying as a way to move forwards a plot - and she doesn’t want to be seen as that. When she says “I’m not like other girls,” she means she’s not like the girls she sees on tv, these invented two-dimensional creatures that say one line and then get chased down by monsters.

She can try all she likes. She’ll be shut down at every single fucking turn. What she doesn’t know is that they’re getting her ready for when she’s grown up because she’ll be so used to being stepped on she’ll just give up. Why respect women when you don’t even respect little girls?

And when she is burning up, when she mentions that her insides are volcanoes and her skin is too thin to contain them: she will be told she is hysterical, that she’s doing it for attention.

I don’t want him to watch as she shuts down, as she learns to live as a paradox, I don’t want him to see her rip herself to shreds in order to be perfect, I don’t want him to realize that there’s no way she’ll get help because she’s only doing what she’s told.

Teenage girls aren’t the downfall of society, society is the downfall of teenage girls. /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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Lightning

today-isawindingroad:

thewheezyviking:

impeccabletasteinmusic:

Rupert Grint | Lightning

OMG RON STOP IT WHEN DID YOU GET SUCH A GREAT VOICE UGH HOLD THE PHONE CALLING ED SHEERAN RIGHT NOW NO SERIOUSLY I DON’T HAVE ROOM FOR TWO SEXY GINGER SINGERS IN MY LIFE JK I DO THE MORE THE MERRIER

HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL….HOW THE HELL?!?!?!

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/22/shocker-ron-weasley-can-sing-actor-rupert-grint-unveils-pop-track-lightning-4737233/ <— article about it O___O

tHIS IS HILARIOUS

OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE HP ACTOR DID A THING AND I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS YAAASSSSS RUPERT YASSSS