just because bears eat salmon doesn’t mean your salmon colored pants are fucking cool okay. it means that you are bear food.
It’s times when I feel like a miserable human being that I understand Her Royal Anus.
I ask of simple things:
To sleep peacefully
My personal belongings untouched
To be informed who is sleeping over
I am denied all of these things
Who am I fucking performing for?
i was just so fucking rude to two people in my building, and i’m actually so fucking ashamed. ok fine—my day sucked. that does not give me the right to make other people feel bad too. even if they probably didn’t notice. i am so sorry guys.